Spoke: Customizable, Efficient, Type-based, Free WordPress Theme

June 26, 2008 • News • Tags: , , ,

Welcome to Spoke, the latest free WordPress theme from Bonsai Studios! The simple design uses absolute no images and allows the user to change the blog’s colors from the WordPress admin panel. The typographic layout puts the focus on the content of the blog and not the design. Is Spoke right for you and your personal blog? Take it for a test drive today!

Fake content allows me to do things, also I will test out long titles.

June 26, 2008 • Lorem Ipsum • Tags: ,

I need over 10 posts to see how the navigation works but its hard to write a bunch of fake stuff. SO MUCH FAKE STUFF. Blah blah blah blee bloo.

Soccer is a really awesome game

June 26, 2008 • Lorem Ipsum • Tags: ,

It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).
Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..”, comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

Crazy things happen.

June 26, 2008 • Lorem Ipsum • Tags: ,

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

I have to style the linked images too

June 26, 2008 • Pictures • Tags: , , , ,

This image is going to link to somewhere else. I have to make it look REAL pretty.

Skyline

This is a real sweet car. Real sweet.

This post contains links and other text styles

June 21, 2008 • Uncategorized • Tags: , , , , ,

I have to make sure all of these jaunts also look good because some people that download this theme will want to use these features. This is a link. This is a strikethrough. This is bold. This is italic.

Lists with a lack of order

June 21, 2008 • Lists, Unordered • Tags:

Oh Noes! Some people like anarchists and other awesome jaunts don’t like order… so they use the dreaded UNordered list! GAH!

  • Pillage
  • Start a Riot
  • Go to Red Emma’s and eat Hummus
  • Be Cool

Ordered Lists are for Organized People

June 21, 2008 • Lists, Ordered • Tags: , ,

Sometimes I have to make lists of things to get stuff done because lists are useful and stuff.

  1. Do this thing
  2. Buy a Unicorn
  3. Get your hands on a “corm”
  4. Pwn n00bs
  5. Do Josh Hepworth

That is a really fun awesome list of fun. Jajajaja.

Blockquotes Galore

June 21, 2008 • Blockquote • Tags: ,

I am writing a really great post right now and man is it really really great. Now I am going to use this thing called a blockqoute to emphasize something and I need to style the block quote in a mad sexy way. Here goes.

Kissing? Is that what you think goes on? Kissing is not what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta. You are not getting jiggy with any boy, I don’t care how dope his ride is.

Man that is a real awesome quote. Go me.

This is a post with an Image in it

June 21, 2008 • Pictures • Tags: , ,

Test Doggy This is a post about my favorite picture of a doggy that I have never met. I think it won a prize for being very pretty somewhere. Man is it the greatest thing ever or what.

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